Ever since I was a small child I dreamed of having a good animal like the specimen I now possess. I have greatly needed a fierce and loving warrior to protect me from all strife that I may encounter. So I looked at the kennels at the pound. I thought about getting the Boxer that did not move, but could stare through your soul – a natural warrior trait – or the Coon Hound, Roscoe, because he could sit patiently. I chose Roscoe, and I wish he could have produced many offspring to extend his bloodline but he was already neutered when I found him. I hope I never need to use his PetLink chip but it is there to keep us both safe.
He devotes all his time to my protection. Since his adoption he has eaten the best food, drunk the best water, and chased the finest squirrels in all the land, not to mention that he sleeps under the covers with me. He has saved my life on multiple occasions and I am sure he will on many more in the future. Roscoe is a champion amongst dogs.